Big Data Humor from BigDataBorat

I discovered this hilarious twitter account which satirizes Big Data. Warning: if you don't get the jokes, you need to take online courses in data science!

Some selected humor from

@BigDataBorat,
Learnings of Big Data for Make Nation of Kazakhstan #1 Leading Data Scientist Nation

Dmitry make Kazakhstan first dating service. Because use Hadoop backend instead "speed dating" will do "batch dating". Is good idea yes?

Royce-Bodd Fundamental Law of #nosql: "Use of #nosql alway over time progress from 1st Abnormal Form to 3rd Abnormal Form"

Svetlana also is make new album "Data Miner's Daughter". Is good Country Music, but no sure is what country. #bigdata

At BigDataBorat Lab we have favourite snack food "K-Means Clusters". They expand your centroid. #bigdata

Royce-Bodd #nosql 1st Abnormal Form: "Data is arrange in whatever structure first occur to developer".