BigData Borat speaks with KDnuggets about borshobytes, traditional Kazakhstan data measure

I manage to ask BigData Borat how big is his data, and learn when data gets restraining order against compute and what is the best tool for small data.

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Here is my exchange with

@kdnuggets I missing this tweet. Of course can interview. Data size under management is 3 бо�€щоbyte. Is traditional Kazakhstan data measure

— Big Data Borat (@BigDataBorat) September 21, 2012

kdnuggets:
@BigDataBorat боpщ (Borscht) is a Big Ukrainian soup, so Borshobyte is for measuring Big Data streams, no? How many Borshobytes in Twitter?

BigDataBorat:
@kdnuggets Twitter data big but no is боpщоbyte can better measure as боpщкаbyte. BigDataBorat Lab have policy for never laugh at small data

kdnuggets:
@BigDataBorat so what is the best way to deal with Big Data which is bigger than 3 боpщоbytes?

BigDataBorat:

• At BigDataBorat lab all rack is arrange in 3 dimensions cube with 3 stack on top each other. Best scaling of world wide.
• In all case is important for solution scale linearly. In extreme case solution need scale cubically.
• For best scale is important for bring compute close to data. But too close and data get restraining order against compute.

kdnuggets:
@BigDataBorat What tools do you use when you work with small data? And how do you Hadoop in Kazakhstan?

BigDataBorat:

• Work with Hadoop hard problem is find Java and UNIX skill. BigDataBoratLab solve with novel way.
• Outside BigDataBoratLab have box say "Free AbstractClassFactoryImpl inside." Anyone lift box trap in falling cage.
• From there Java expert sent to dungeon for work on Map/Reduce code.
• Small data like sand, if no careful can get every place. Best tool for work is microscope.

BigDataBorat:
You can pet a sheep but you no can petabyte. #bigdata

TGIF ! Stay tuned until next Friday !