With such extensive experience in predictive analysis,
You should have known we wouldn't hire you
- Data Mining Haiku competition.
Here is one of the entries:
The harder I look for it
The less it is real
The data complex
The expectation great
The budget small
- Data Mining Limericks competition. One of the winners:
There once was a data miner
Who was quite the model designer
He used Naive Bayes with gumption
And even with the independence assumption
Managed to predict an attriter!
- MIT Math Jokes.
- Foolproof: A Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor, Paul Renteln and Alan Dundes, Notices of the American Mathematical Society, 52(1), 2005.
- Gary C. Ramseyer's Statistics Jokes.