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Haiku

  • Data Mining Haiku competition.
    Here is one of the entries:

    Curse Bonferroni
    The harder I look for it
    The less it is real

    The data complex
    The expectation great
    The budget small

Limericks

  • Data Mining Limericks competition. One of the winners:

    There once was a data miner
    Who was quite the model designer
    He used Naive Bayes with gumption
    And even with the independence assumption
    Managed to predict an attriter!

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