Humor

With such extensive experience in predictive analysis,
You should have known we wouldn't hire you

• Data Mining Haiku competition. Here is one of the entries:

  Curse Bonferroni
  The harder I look for it
  The less it is real

  
  

• Data Mining Limericks competition. Here is a good one:
  There once was a data miner
  Who was quite the model designer
  He used Naive Bayes with gumption
  And even with the independence assumption
  Managed to predict an attriter!

  
  

• AI toons, cartoons and humor.
• MIT Math Jokes.
• Foolproof: A Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor, Paul Renteln and Alan Dundes, Notices of the American Mathematical Society, 52(1), 2005.
• Gary C. Ramseyer's Statistics Jokes.