With such extensive experience in predictive analysis,
You should have known we wouldn't hire you
KDnuggets Cartoons: The Funny Side Of Big Data
These cartoons were ably drawn by Ted Goff.
Watson: "Go ahead and think that I'm not really thinking.
I thought you would think that.".
Turkey Data Scientist: "I don't like the look of this.
Searches for gravy and turkey stuffing are going through the roof!"
Analyst, looking at "Bog Data" charts:
It's amazing how we have transformed the industry as a result of my typo.
NSA analyst: Our Algorithms have linked funny cat videos, UFO reports, and searches for tofu pizza.
We are now on the alert for a suspicious group of cat aliens who infiltrated our pizza industry.
No candy? No flowers? No cards?
Big Data Predicted that 67.53% of you would remember!
You'll be happy to hear that Big Data confirms we can't wring another penny out of you.
You can't keep adjusting the data to prove that you would be the best Valentine's date for Scarlett Johansson.
That's your Ark for the Big Data Flood?
Noah, you will need a lot more storage space!
Twitter and Facebook can't predict the election, but they did predict what you're going to have for lunch: a tuna salad sandwich.
You're having the wrong sandwich.
Here's a list of 100,000 Warehouses full of data. I'd like you to condense them down to one meaningful warehouse.
"Our data analysis experts can't read your minds. You're going to reach your own decision regarding hiring us, even though it's the same decision we knew in advance you'd make"
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